No Poop Fairy

You have heard of the tooth fairy.  The allegedly mythical tiny person with wings who sneaks into the house under the cover of darkness while you sleep and trades cash for the baby tooth that you put under the pillow.  There is another myth about a poop fairy that goes around the neighborhood collecting animal poop.  It happens to all of us from time to time.   Go out of the house and there is a huge pile o' poo on the front lawn.   Ain't your dog's stuff.  But somehow, that pile is gone after a day or two.  Think about it, where does all that dog poop go?  Must be the poop fairy.  Well, the Jefferson County sheriff's office in Colorado says there ain't no poop fairy.  The sheriff's office says people are responsible for picking up after their own animals because there is no such thing as a poop fairy.  No poop fairy, huh?  I wish someone had told me that BEFORE I PUT THE CAT POOP UNDER MY PILLOW!!!

Have a nice day.