Storm clouds

Good Tuesday morning. Hope all is well.

Everyone enjoy the cold front that moved through Oklahoma last nite? Kinda odd occurrence. Thin line of storms that stretched from the Red River to Kansas City. I took several photos that you can see by clicking on the button next to "get yours" in the previous post. Still not sure why the slideshow isn't working. It started raining very hard not long after I took those photos.

Yesterday's post mentioned the iphone application for the Bic lighter. Today, I learned about another application. The "Pull My Finger" application. Yup, it's what you think it is. Tired of sitting around with your friends and straining to cut the cheese? Strain no more. Download the application and you, too, can pass gas with the best of them using your cellphone. Best part about this is you don't have to worry about accidentally pooping your pants. Make sure you don't use the Freebird cigarette lighter application immediately after using the Pull My Finger application. How could you explain the need to replace your damaged cellphone because you accidentally lit a virtual fart?

"Can I help you, sir?"

"Yes. I need to replace my phone."

"What happened?"

"It exploded."

"What?"

"It exploded after I used the Freebird application after using the Pull My Finger application. I was just standing there and suddenly, KABAM!!! Look, I burned my fingers."

"Sir, your warranty does not cover cellphone damage caused by accidentally igniting virtual methane with a virtual cigarette lighter. You should know better."

wow. Who knew you could break a windshield and light farts with a cellphone?

Have a good one and be careful how you use your cellphone.