Saturday, November 28, 2009
Evie and Maggie
A few photos of Evie and Maggie playing around outside at Lillian's house on Thanksgiving. They had a blast playing hide and seek around all the buildings. So did Nana and Opie.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Friday Funnies
I saw a billboard that read: "Need help? Call Jesus. 1-800-555-3787"
So out of curiosity I did. Twenty minutes later a Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
*****
"Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the street vendor.
"I haven't got a wife," replied the young man.
"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart."
"I don't have a sweetheart, either."
"Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck."
*****
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic cop shouted to me, "Hey, whats your disability?"
I said "Tourettes, you asshole!"
*****
I was at an ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
*****
A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. As the cop is writing up the ticket, the guy asks, "Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?"
"Yes" replies the cop.
He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?"
"No" replies the cop.
"Well then," says the man, "I think you're an asshole!"
So out of curiosity I did. Twenty minutes later a Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
*****
"Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the street vendor.
"I haven't got a wife," replied the young man.
"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart."
"I don't have a sweetheart, either."
"Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck."
*****
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic cop shouted to me, "Hey, whats your disability?"
I said "Tourettes, you asshole!"
*****
I was at an ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
*****
A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. As the cop is writing up the ticket, the guy asks, "Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?"
"Yes" replies the cop.
He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?"
"No" replies the cop.
"Well then," says the man, "I think you're an asshole!"
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Turkey Day and Other Stuff
Take the Turkey Day quiz to see how much you know about Thanksgiving. I got 11 out of 20. Dumber than a turkey.
*****
Anyone see the story about the California guy who was adopted and raised by a good family. When he grew up, he searched for his biological parents. He found his mother and eventually was able to convince her to identify his dad. Strange story. Check it out. My dad is Charles Manson.
*****
I was walking through the cemetery the other day, and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone.
"Morning," I said.
The guy said, "No, just taking a poop."
******
Heading home to have dinner with Debbie for her birthday. Going to take her to Kyotos for sushi. Amazes me that both of us ended up liking sushi.
See ya later.
*****
Anyone see the story about the California guy who was adopted and raised by a good family. When he grew up, he searched for his biological parents. He found his mother and eventually was able to convince her to identify his dad. Strange story. Check it out. My dad is Charles Manson.
*****
I was walking through the cemetery the other day, and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone.
"Morning," I said.
The guy said, "No, just taking a poop."
******
Heading home to have dinner with Debbie for her birthday. Going to take her to Kyotos for sushi. Amazes me that both of us ended up liking sushi.
See ya later.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEBBIE!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Debbie, happy birthday to you. Love ya! Enjoy your Led Zepplin books!
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
It's almost time for BEDLAM FOOTBALL
in Norman on Saturday morning. Time to post a couple of my favorite Sooner fan photos. I've already endured seeing similar OSU fan photos on some of the sports message boards that I check out.
GO POKES!
GO POKES!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
OSU Football Senior Day
Debbie and I went to the football game on Thursday nite between OSU and the University of Colorado Buffaloes. Wow. What a game! Nail biter til the end. Two games in a row like that. Last home game for OSU. Hard to believe we've attended 8 football games this season already and only one more regular season game to go. Bedlam in Norman next Saturday. Fun stuff. Deb and I took some photos on Thursday. Thought we'd share a few.
Ramp leading to our section.
Concourse seems a bit empty. Guess we are early.
Oops! Need to zoom out!
Say "Cheese!"
OSU players are warming up.
Stretching.
West endzone is a little empty. "Guess we got here a little early, Deb."
"Ya think so, Roy?"
Quarterbacks Zac Robinson (11), Clint Chelf (10) and Alex Cate (3).
Patrick Lavine (4), Perrish Cox (16), Luciene Antoine (31) and Andrae May (18). Lavine, Cox and Antoine played their last home game on Thursday. #31 is one of Debbie's favorite players. He tackles hard!
Perrish Cox catching a ball during pregame warmups.
Patrick Lavine (4) and Markelle Martin (10) during pregame warmups.
Seniors Andre Sexton (20), Lavine (4), Donald Booker (44) and Markelle Martin (10).
Colorado Buffaloes warming up.
OSU Cowboys warming up.
OSU marching band drum majors and baton twirler.
Here's Bullett!! Bullett and the Spirit Rider run down the field between the band members before the band plays the OSU fight song and school song before the game.
Native American Servicemen color guards.
US Armed Forces color guards.
US shaped flag stretched out before the game started while the national anthem was being played.
Some of the senior players being announced before the game.
Starters offensive linemen Andrew Mitchell (72), Russell Okung (76) and starting defensive end Jermiah Price (97). We will see Okung playing pro football next season.
Several seniors heading toward the locker room.
Zac Robinson and his family, Pistol Pete and several reporters.
Spirit squads lined up waiting for the players to come out of the locker room.
Smoke means the players are about to come onto the field.
Here come the Cowboys!!
Nice view of the ole nasal cavity.
Pistol Pete in the west endzone in front of the student section. He fires off a shotgun occassionally. Pretty loud and definitely gets everyone's attention so he can do the "OOOOO SSSSS UUUUU... COWBOYS!!" chant. Fun stuff.
Here comes BULLETT! After each touchdown, Bullett and the Spirit Rider run out onto the field.
Michael Martin Murphy lipsynched "Wildfire" during the halftime show. Who knew Britney Spears and Milli Vanilli were not the only ones who lipsynched?
Ramp leading to our section.
Concourse seems a bit empty. Guess we are early.
Oops! Need to zoom out!
Say "Cheese!"
OSU players are warming up.
Stretching.
West endzone is a little empty. "Guess we got here a little early, Deb."
"Ya think so, Roy?"
Quarterbacks Zac Robinson (11), Clint Chelf (10) and Alex Cate (3).
Patrick Lavine (4), Perrish Cox (16), Luciene Antoine (31) and Andrae May (18). Lavine, Cox and Antoine played their last home game on Thursday. #31 is one of Debbie's favorite players. He tackles hard!
Perrish Cox catching a ball during pregame warmups.
Patrick Lavine (4) and Markelle Martin (10) during pregame warmups.
Seniors Andre Sexton (20), Lavine (4), Donald Booker (44) and Markelle Martin (10).
Colorado Buffaloes warming up.
OSU Cowboys warming up.
OSU marching band drum majors and baton twirler.
Here's Bullett!! Bullett and the Spirit Rider run down the field between the band members before the band plays the OSU fight song and school song before the game.
Native American Servicemen color guards.
US Armed Forces color guards.
US shaped flag stretched out before the game started while the national anthem was being played.
Some of the senior players being announced before the game.
Starters offensive linemen Andrew Mitchell (72), Russell Okung (76) and starting defensive end Jermiah Price (97). We will see Okung playing pro football next season.
Several seniors heading toward the locker room.
Zac Robinson and his family, Pistol Pete and several reporters.
Spirit squads lined up waiting for the players to come out of the locker room.
Smoke means the players are about to come onto the field.
Here come the Cowboys!!
Nice view of the ole nasal cavity.
Pistol Pete in the west endzone in front of the student section. He fires off a shotgun occassionally. Pretty loud and definitely gets everyone's attention so he can do the "OOOOO SSSSS UUUUU... COWBOYS!!" chant. Fun stuff.
Here comes BULLETT! After each touchdown, Bullett and the Spirit Rider run out onto the field.
Michael Martin Murphy lipsynched "Wildfire" during the halftime show. Who knew Britney Spears and Milli Vanilli were not the only ones who lipsynched?
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