It was 104 today. Dang that's hot. A few days ago, we saw a white and brown cow standing in a pond. Debbie wondered what black cows do when it's hot. If you can see the three cows at the far side of the pond, guess we know now. hee hee. It's really hot.
It's so hot the farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice so they won't lay hard boiled eggs.
It's so hot the birds are using potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
It's hotter than two hamsters fartin' in a wool sock.
It's hotter than a stolen tamale.
It's so hot a dog was chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Yeah, but it's a dry heat.
I never realized how few "it's hotter than" type of jokes there are until you try to Google some. I mean, that's just nuttier than squirrel turds.
While searching for stoopid "it's hot" jokes, I found a bunch of other funny stuff. Like the two dinosaurs and the pig having a contest.
You ever watch that Sham Wow commercial? The guy shows you it will hold 10 times it's weight in liquid. Soaks up a bowl full of water then rings it out. Then he says you can wash it. Hello! Won't the damn towel soak up all the wash water?
Debbie grilled some burgers, hot dogs and made some German tater salad. Oh, yeah. Good eatin'.
Have a good evening and stay cool.
1 comment:
Funny stuff!
Right after I watched the dino video, John ripped a big one. He didn't even know I had watched it. :)
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