Don't Shoot Yer Eye Out

It's that time of year when everyone watches the Christmas movie about the little kid who wants a BB gun for Christmas, gets it, his mom tells him not to shoot his eye out and he goes right out and shoots himself in the glasses. Now, I watch the movie to ogle the leg lamp, but that's the perverted old man in me I guess. hee hee. Anyway, the little dork didn't know better than to shoot a BB at a piece of metal. We never shot at metal with our BB guns as kids. We knew the BB could bounce off and hit us in the face, possibly putting out an eye. Heck, we shot each other. No ricochets, ya know. If you watched closely enough you could see the other guy's BB coming at you in time to blink. If not, then you could always blame your friend for being a dumbass and shooting you in the eye. We never worried about it cuz we thought an eye patch would be cool. Well, maybe it was just me that thought that at the time. Anyway, gotta think ahead when causing trouble and making sure there is a fall guy. Just never thought it through enough to realize I wouldn't get hit with that BB if I WASN'T THERE! Ah well. It was fun for a while until Billy Jack's mom got mad at us for shooting him. We would never have gotten in any trouble if he'd worn a darn t-shirt like the rest of us. Anyway, in today's world the little sissies shoot paint balls at each other while wearing goggles. Bet they don't even drink water from the garden hose.

If you want to be "safe" like those paint ball shooting pansies and avoid shooting out your eye with a "real" BB gun, play this game and see how ya do. If you want to shoot real BB's at each other, I can't do that anymore. My BB gun is broke. The BB's fall out when I point the muzzle toward the ground. I can only shoot up. dangit.

Don't Shoot Yer Eye Out

Merry Christmas!