Who doesn't like bacon? Awesome smelling. Great tasting. You can eat it by itself. With eggs. Eat it in sandwiches. Crumble it up and put it on a salad. Mix it with veggies. Put some in a pot of beans. Oh, yum! Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon. Don't like the muss and fuss of frying up some bacon to put that yummy goodness on your sandwich or burger? No problem. Have a bottle of bacon. Yup. Not just any bottle, but a SQUEEZE bottle. Oh, baby.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
Want some cheese on that burger? How about some Squeeze Cheese?
http://www.oldfash.com/oldfash/products/squeeze+cheese.asp
When that Squeeze Cheese bottle gets empty, it's kinda hard to tell whether that squeeze cheese noise is coming from you or the bottle. hee hee.
Want a peanut butter sandwich? Don't want to pack a knife and jar around? How about some squeeze peanut butter?
http://www.naturalgrocers.com/organic_honey_peanut_butter_squeeze_packs_by_justins_nut_butter_10_packs-p-16622.html
You can even do squeeze jelly!! Gotta recommend the strawberry. mmmm.
http://www.smuckers.com/products/category.aspx?groupId=1&categoryId=260
I'm hungry. Pardon me whilst I squeeze cheese.
Have a good day.
3 comments:
Oh, yak! Oh, gosh, that squeeze bacon has to be the most disgusting thing EVER! What the heck?? And I thought squeeze cheese was pretty gross. (I would eat it, though...) Maybe it's because I'm not a big bacon fan. Who eats bacon, especially bottled bacon, on cantaloupe, anyway??
You should listen to the comedian, Jeff Gaffigan, or Tim Gaffigan, or Something Gaffigan (the guy who does the Hot Pocket routine). He has a funny thing about bacon and how much he loves it.
LOL. Yeah, I thought both the squeez bacon and squeeze cheese things were pretty gross. And pretty funny. I like bacon, but will pass on the squeeze version of that for sure. And the squeeze cheese in the bottle. I'd swell up if I gave up on the other version of squeeze cheese.
I like Gaffigan alot. The Hot Pocket bit is a hoot. Hooooot Pockeeeets. hee hee. Have you heard him talk about cake? It's good, too. LOL.
I don't like bacon!!
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