Tropical Fruit Salad ain't Citrus Salad

Del Monte makes cans of grapefruit that I like to eat as a snack sometimes. Each can is about the same amount of grapefruit as a whole grapefruit. Nice thing is I don't have to cut up or peel the whole fruit, which sometimes gets messy at the office. Del Monte makes cans of other fruit, also. Megan apparently likes the Tropical Fruit Salad. It has pineapple, papaya, and passion fruit juice. Whatever the heck passion fruit juice is. I might not wanna know. Kinda like the chihuahua cheese queso at the local Mexican restaurant. I don't wanna know where they get chihuahua cheese. I mean, how do they milk those little dogs anyhow? Anyway, back to the fruit stuff. Today, I grabbed a can out of the cabinet and took it to work. I just opened it and instead of grapefruit, I see pineapples staring at me from inside the can. Dangit. Both cans o' fruit have almost the same label on them. Except where it says "Citrus Salad" on one can and "Tropical Fruit Salad" on the other. And each can has a different fruit shown on it. But otherwise, each can has Del Monte and yellow labels. Surely you can see how confusing it can be. Especially when a person really isn't paying attention. Sorry, didn't mean to call you Shirley. Anyway, I really don't like pineapple. And I hope this passion fruit juice doesn't have any wierd side effects like a sudden urge to wear a grass skirt or go surfing. whoa.

Have a good day.