Forgot the toast

An old man was having problems remembering things. His doctor recommended that he write things down so he would remember what he needed to do.

One day at home, he and his wife were sitting in the living room watching television when he got out of his chair and started walking toward the kitchen.

His wife asked, “Where are you going?”

“I’m going to get a drink of water, woman!” replied the old man.

“Would you bring me a dish of vanilla ice cream?” asked the old woman.

“Sure, a dish of vanilla ice cream.”

“Don’t you think you should write that down?” asked his wife.

“Hell no, I can remember a dish of vanilla ice cream!” replied the old man.

“Well, would you add some strawberries and whipped cream on that ice cream?”

“Sure I can. A dish of vanilla ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream.”

“Shouldn’t you write all that down so you won’t forget?”

“NO! I can remember that for gosh sakes!” said the old man.

After about twenty minutes, the old man returns with a plate of bacon and eggs. The old woman looks at the plate and said, “You dumb old fart! You forgot the toast!”

Scary thing is the way things have been going for me lately, this might become a true story in a few years. LOL