Sunday, May 10, 2009

What's that noise?

Megan is moving back into the house. Semester is over and the couple she's living with are moving to another house. The living room is full of clothes, plastic containers and Debbie's favorite item for moving stuff: trash bags. LOL. After we unloaded the car of everything, we were sitting around the living room deciding if we wanted to go eat or go get the last load of stuff. Debbie heard a tapping noise. Couldn't tell where it was coming from. I was listening to the OSU baseball game on the radio, so I turned down the radio. Still couldn't figure out where the noise was coming from. Debbie was sitting on the recliner and said the noise sounded it was coming from the couch where Megan and I were sitting. The noise also sounded like buzzing and tapping together. I thought it sounded like the noise was coming from Debbie's side of the room. I turned off the ceiling fan and the noise sounded like it was coming from outside. I went outside, but it wasn't out there. It kinda sounded like the noise was coming from the corner, but when I went to the corner it sounded like the noise was elsewhere. I went to the fireplace and could tell the noise was behind me. I moved back and forth across the room until I could tell the noise was in one of the trash bags. I leaned down and could tell it was in the bag. I touched the side of the bag and it was, um, vibrating. I asked what was in the bag. Megan started cracking up and said she knew what it was. Debbie started to ask what it was and then said, "Oh." I asked if it was a feminine device of some sort. Megan was laughing really hard by now and nodded. Yikes. Debbie pulled it out of the bag. It was definitely a female device. Buzzing. Moving around. Good grief. Megan got it as a gag (appropriately) gift at one of those girl-only parties she and Kelsey went to a few months ago. Of course, she denies ever using it. Whatevah. It was pretty funny, especially when Debbie is standing in the middle of the living room holding it by the cord like it was a trophy fish or something while Megan is doubled over laughing on the couch. hee hee. Good laugh for the day.

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