New Hoopty

I've been thinking about getting a pickup.  Waiting to see how this year is going to start before committing to another vehicle payment.  Anyway, I was surfing the www during lunch and spent a few minutes checking out various new and used auto websites.  Found this photo in one of the search results.  Whatta hoopty, huh?

Kinda hard to figure out what all is going on there.  Looks like a customizing gone bad.  Used to be a four door car.  Funky paint job.  Big, rusted out areas on the fenders and doors.  Chains holding things together. Strange looking side mirror configuration on the front fender.  Cannot figure out what is bolted or chained to the trunk lid.  But one thing for sure, that roll bar won't matter much if that thing rolls over.  Gotta wonder how big the smoke cloud is when it starts up.  And, gotta wonder how it just does not simply disintegrate going down the road?  Hilarious.

In case you wondered what "hoopty" means, this is from the online Urban Dictionary:  hoopty

Bad language alert if you scroll way down toward the bottom of the definitions.  :o