The morning radio show was talking about Brazilian jiu jitsu today. I had no idea there was such a thing. Some sort of martial arts. Makes me wonder if you have to get a Brazilian wax before you can do Brazilian jiu jitsu? That reminded me of the first time I heard of Brazilian wax and decided to do an internet search. Here is the very old blog entry on that from the old Yahoo blog. hee hee.
Entry for January 05, 2009
Good morning. First regular work day of 2009 for most people. Debbie and I could tell because of the heavy traffic.
Listening to the radio after I dropped Debbie off at her office. They were talking about getting the Brazilian wax. I've heard the term but never really knew what it was. Figured it must have something to do with wearing a bikini. Soooo, when I got to the office I did a google search. Um, kinda wish I was still oblivious to what the particulars are about a Brazilian wax. Apparently it's a bikini wax that waxes places that should not be waxed. According to one description the Brazilian wax does the front, the back and everything in between. Ruh, roh. I was a big enough dumbass to click on the video of a Brazilian wax. The video starts with what was obviously a woman's bare ass sticking up in the air. Another person dives in with something that appears to be a foot long piece of duct tape, smacks the tape in the other person's anal crevice and yanks hard. Holy friggin' crap!!!! The person flinched. At least I think it was a flinch. It could have a been a death spasm. Not sure. Anyway, I heard a blood curdling scream when the tape was yanked. Then I realized I was the one that screamed. OK. Turn that video off. I believe I've learned all I wanna know about that. Well, I thought I had til I read that some guys have it done. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Waxing the front, the back and everything in between, huh? Maybe that wasn't a woman in the video. Maybe that used to be a guy that had a wax job go horribly wrong when something besides hair got stuck to the duct tape. yikes. Man, it's gonna be a bit before I can concentrate on engineering.
Have a good day.
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