I don't know if these are showing up everywhere in the United States, but we see them hanging off of trailer hitches in Oklahoma and Texas. If you live around here, you've seen them. Giant, fake bull balls swinging around under trailer hitches on pickup trucks. Six or seven inches tall.
Bulls Balls. Truck Nutz. Biker Nutz. Big Boy Nutz. Bull Scrote. Ox Balls. Various names for them. Chrome. Red. White. Black. Green. Yellow. Lots of colors. Even yer patriotic nutz.
Well, last nite on the way home, a large, one-ton Dodge pickup passed us with a very small scrote dangling off of the trailer hitch. Sometimes we see an old dude driving a Corvette or other fancy sports car and Debbie will say, "Sorry about yer penis!" Which implies that the guy bought the sports car to make up for his shortcomings, if'n you get my drift. Anyway, after seeing the small bull sack, or dog sack, whatever it was, I had to say, "Sorry about yer little scrote!". LOL. Um. Well, maybe you hadda be there.
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