Haircut Day

Got a haircut today.  About two weeks later than I should have done it.  While I was sitting in the chair, a guy came in to get his hair cut.  His forehead had expanded way, way over the top of his head, if'n you get my drift.  He was pretty slick on top.  The stylist, or whatever you call her, asked him what he wanted done.  As serious as he possibly could be, he said he wanted the #3 clippers around the sides and back and not much off the top.  The man never cracked a smile or chuckled.  You know how hard it is not to laugh while getting your hair cut?